Mrs. O
Like many other people, I am massively obsessed with Michelle Obama. Massively. THIS website follows her every outfit, in exhaustive detail, but also with tons of r’spect and love.
I am trying to figure out if I can pull off a brooch ala Mrs. O. Do I have lots of other things to be doing? Why, yes. But I need to ponder this brooch issue for a few hours. Excuse me.
March 19th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Okay, so I kind of missed the accessorize gene. It skips a generation, or I missed a women’s informational meeting, something like that. However, my mom kind of rocks at this, and lately she has been sending me accessories from jewelry television. I know it sounds hokey, but her addiction to jtv has been a boon for me. I now look like a real live adult at my job. If I were brooch shopping, it’s where I would go. However, I am not actually allowed to buy jewelry for myself, but I am allowed to use the pieces when they are given to me.
March 22nd, 2009 at 12:44 am
While you’re contemplating brooches, Google “madeleine brooch amanda” to see an interview featuring Amanda Miller and a foremost collector who practices brooch diplomacy. It makes me a bit curious about their role in history.
May 12th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Please blog again. I miss your funny.
January 25th, 2011 at 1:42 pm
Hi Jessi, I was just researching how to become a writer for SNL and I came across your blog. I noticed your mention of brooches (I don’t like words that begin with br) and I was wondering if you would consider wearing one of mine, I create natural art from Petoskey stones, they are the state stone of Michigan. These stone are 350 million year old fossilized coral that were once living things, if you would like one, I would give you one for free
http://www.dunegrassdesigns.etsy.com
email me if you would like to show Michelle Obama what a real necklace wearer is all about. I wonder if the president is Irish and omits the ‘ between the O and the b, wouldn’t it be cool if it was determined that he is really Seamus O’Bama of County Cork?
February 13th, 2011 at 10:56 pm
Hi Jessi: I just heard your story on The Moth podcast, and it was amazing. Looks like it’s getting a lot of play on Twitter as well …
February 13th, 2011 at 11:59 pm
Sad really……hope you can reach happiness…I guess….or are you just kidding us?
March 5th, 2011 at 12:09 am
Hey i just wanted to say that i just saw your comedy central special and you killed it. Not so nerdy more slutty!! Hahaha well ur also really hot and im single if you ever come to myrtle beach!
March 5th, 2011 at 12:19 am
do you know how pretty you are??? besides the talent? how can you compare yourself to ANYBODY? you need to give yourself more credit gal!!! =)
March 5th, 2011 at 12:37 pm
Hi Jessi,
I watched a stand up episode of yours on Comedy Central last night.
I had never even heard of you until then (and that’s not saying much, I never watch television).
But honestly I thought you were great, and so after the show was over I Googled your name and after coming across your site under construction, I found this blog.
So my question is, why is it that you haven’t written in so long? You’re most likely busy with your career, but hopefully you make a come back because I would like to keep up with you. These posts are entertaining and actually convinced me to make my own blog. And that is saying A LOT because I have never even thought about creating something like blog..
So, thank you. And keep pushing peace. You are amongst many women of light!
March 9th, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Saw you on Comedy Central a recently! GREAT! Best wishes on your career!
March 12th, 2011 at 2:49 am
Jessi,
I greatly enjoyed your turn on CC Presents (the verb, not the plural noun…).
I really liked the “dogs – wait, no, pigs – being walked by a vacuous douche” part:
A) I too am a fan of dogs (unique, rather) and
B) I too would have wanted to butcher, cook, and eat the pigs on the spot. (you didn’t mention that on the show, but come on… BACON! hehe)
So — if you’re ever in or near Nashville, please advertise the show. You seem okay (from what I could tell from 20 minutes of joke-telling) and you’re funny.
And you just don’t know how pretty you are.
T
March 13th, 2011 at 9:27 pm
Great standup on Comedy Central. You should definitely do some more.
April 21st, 2011 at 5:11 pm
Hey Jewish Lady,
I’m a community college student. I’m 34, and I love cats, and have tons of them at my house. I love racism. I’m not racist, but I love the idea of hating people because of their skin. Ya know? Anyhoo, if you ever want to hang out at Dairy Queen in the middle of the United States then email me.
I like your body and don’t care much about your mind.
Email me! What could you possibly have to lose?
Sandwich,
Benjamin Madrid
May 27th, 2011 at 8:44 pm
I am massively obsessed with the evidence showing that Obama has broken all of his campaign promises.
He is truly an Uncle Tom, serving our corporate plantation masters.
May 27th, 2011 at 8:54 pm
What a coincidence, I happen to be obsessed with what people who are obsessed with what Michelle Obama is wearing are wearing. What are you wearing? Also, take it off.
May 29th, 2011 at 3:36 am
Hey, to be honest I didn’t read this post, but I saw you on Comedy Central Presents.
After a short google search I landed here. Seeing your limited online presence I decided there’s no better location to leave a note.
So here it goes:
You’re gorgeous. Don’t ever stop.
Sincerely,
Sam.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:51 am
Very good brief and this post helped me alot. Say thank you I searching for your facts.
December 22nd, 2011 at 12:04 am
Happy Third Night of Chanukah! You are a very funny and pretty and well groomed young lady. Keep up the good work; we are all very proud of you. Please keep us informed on how the orgasm face is coming along. Hope to have you grace us in Philly sometime soon! (Keswick Theater please.) CYA.
December 24th, 2011 at 5:54 am
Does Jessica still masturbate to will smith?
Just curious
December 24th, 2011 at 5:38 pm
Pretty slow comment wise around here.
Merry Christmas
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February 22nd, 2012 at 12:13 am
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February 23rd, 2012 at 10:32 am
Jessi,
I just saw you on comedy central and I wanted to send you a quick note letting you know how much I loved you! You’re fudging hilarious! And I also like how “real” you are. If more women were like you (hell- men, too), maybe the world wouldn’t be so fudging insane.
Never stop being who you are- you are an amazing, smart, funny, sexy woman!
Thanks for making my day,
Lauren
February 23rd, 2012 at 11:06 am
If more women were like you, my dreams are over, because I’d definately end up with herpes before I get married…
-P.S. Love your persona