Comments on: What Would You Wish to Have Happen By the End of the Day? http://blog.kleintastic.com/2009/01/12/what-would-you-wish-to-have-happen-by-the-end-of-the-day/ Not a blog... really. Sun, 29 Jan 2012 03:03:46 -0500 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Zsa Zsa Giggleman http://blog.kleintastic.com/2009/01/12/what-would-you-wish-to-have-happen-by-the-end-of-the-day/#comment-19245 Zsa Zsa Giggleman Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:01:12 +0000 http://blog.kleintastic.com/?p=106#comment-19245 No comment. No comment.

]]> By: Zsa Zsa Giggleman http://blog.kleintastic.com/2009/01/12/what-would-you-wish-to-have-happen-by-the-end-of-the-day/#comment-19244 Zsa Zsa Giggleman Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:59:02 +0000 http://blog.kleintastic.com/?p=106#comment-19244 I agree. I am retiring from blogging. I will no longer comment. I agree. I am retiring from blogging. I will no longer comment.

]]> By: J http://blog.kleintastic.com/2009/01/12/what-would-you-wish-to-have-happen-by-the-end-of-the-day/#comment-19243 J Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:53:37 +0000 http://blog.kleintastic.com/?p=106#comment-19243 i wish jessi klein would update the notblog with some new funny /ironic/ depressing/ misc. good shiiiiiit. i wish jessi klein would update the notblog with some new funny /ironic/ depressing/ misc. good shiiiiiit.

]]> By: Zsa Zsa Giggleman http://blog.kleintastic.com/2009/01/12/what-would-you-wish-to-have-happen-by-the-end-of-the-day/#comment-19231 Zsa Zsa Giggleman Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:19:47 +0000 http://blog.kleintastic.com/?p=106#comment-19231 I wish I had some sexy photos of Golda Mier on camouflage silk sheets- I wish I knew Moshe Dyan was trying to quit smoking because he wore the patch- I wish the conflict in Gaza was over and both sides would buy a vowel and solve the puzzle - I wish Ruth Madoff would say her husband screwed her too- I wish closed captioning came out of people's mouths on tv instead of the top or bottom of the screen.- I wish to show they are serious about crossing party lines Michelle Obama gets the children a Newt instead of a dog,- I wish I had some sexy photos of Golda Mier on camouflage silk sheets- I wish I knew Moshe Dyan was trying to quit smoking because he wore the patch- I wish the conflict in Gaza was over and both sides would buy a vowel and solve the puzzle – I wish Ruth Madoff would say her husband screwed her too- I wish closed captioning came out of people’s mouths on tv instead of the top or bottom of the screen.- I wish to show they are serious about crossing party lines Michelle Obama gets the children a Newt instead of a dog,-

]]> By: Jessica http://blog.kleintastic.com/2009/01/12/what-would-you-wish-to-have-happen-by-the-end-of-the-day/#comment-19179 Jessica Wed, 21 Jan 2009 23:22:07 +0000 http://blog.kleintastic.com/?p=106#comment-19179 I wish Tzipi Livni would tuck me into bed at night. I wish Tzipi Livni would tuck me into bed at night.

]]> By: Zsa Zsa Giggleman http://blog.kleintastic.com/2009/01/12/what-would-you-wish-to-have-happen-by-the-end-of-the-day/#comment-19175 Zsa Zsa Giggleman Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:42:03 +0000 http://blog.kleintastic.com/?p=106#comment-19175 I wish I had an inaugural plate with a picture of Aretha Franklin's hat on it I wish I had an inaugural plate with a picture of Aretha Franklin’s hat on it

]]> By: Zsa Zsa Giggleman http://blog.kleintastic.com/2009/01/12/what-would-you-wish-to-have-happen-by-the-end-of-the-day/#comment-19144 Zsa Zsa Giggleman Tue, 20 Jan 2009 06:33:34 +0000 http://blog.kleintastic.com/?p=106#comment-19144 I wish I could sit Shiva without millionaire aunts and uncles complaining about the portions. I wish I didn't think picking my nose was erotic I wish my gynecologist knew that beauty is only skin deep I wish I had an English accent minus the bad teeth I wish birds whistled songs like they did in the old cartoons or Disney movie I wish Amy Winehouse gets an endorsement deal with Brillo or Lava soap. I wish I didn't put Vicks Vaporub on my soar vagina I wish my last name was Madoff- it's a nice icebreaker at a cocktail party like Kavorkian. I wish my mother wouldn't answer the phone " I CAN'T HEAR YOU" I wish I could talk to animals and my ex mother in law I wish Obama would grow a fro like Link in Mod Squad and always wear big old school aviator sunglasses in public I wish Jessi Klein had a political comic strip (I have an idea-do contact) I wish the local news at 5 wouldn't tell us what's coming up at 5:30 , 6 and 11.Stop teasing me. I wish I could fall asleep so I will start counting prime numbers When you wish upon a star...I miss Walt Disney. I guess I can't grow up I wish I could sit Shiva without millionaire aunts and uncles complaining about the portions.

I wish I didn’t think picking my nose was erotic

I wish my gynecologist knew that beauty is only skin deep

I wish I had an English accent minus the bad teeth

I wish birds whistled songs like they did in the old cartoons or Disney movie

I wish Amy Winehouse gets an endorsement deal with Brillo or Lava soap.

I wish I didn’t put Vicks Vaporub on my soar vagina

I wish my last name was Madoff- it’s a nice icebreaker at a cocktail party like Kavorkian.

I wish my mother wouldn’t answer the phone ” I CAN’T HEAR YOU”

I wish I could talk to animals and my ex mother in law

I wish Obama would grow a fro like Link in Mod Squad and always wear big old school aviator sunglasses in public

I wish Jessi Klein had a political comic strip (I have an idea-do contact)

I wish the local news at 5 wouldn’t tell us what’s coming up at 5:30 , 6 and 11.Stop teasing me.

I wish I could fall asleep so I will start counting prime numbers

When you wish upon a star…I miss Walt Disney. I guess I can’t grow up

]]> By: Zsa Zsa Giggleman http://blog.kleintastic.com/2009/01/12/what-would-you-wish-to-have-happen-by-the-end-of-the-day/#comment-19143 Zsa Zsa Giggleman Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:32:12 +0000 http://blog.kleintastic.com/?p=106#comment-19143 I use WishBone salad dressing so I can dream while I eat I use WishBone salad dressing so I can dream while I eat

]]> By: Jessica http://blog.kleintastic.com/2009/01/12/what-would-you-wish-to-have-happen-by-the-end-of-the-day/#comment-19139 Jessica Mon, 19 Jan 2009 23:50:29 +0000 http://blog.kleintastic.com/?p=106#comment-19139 I feel a little bit shamed in responding, but here is my wish. I wish that cable TV was free. I wish that Rachael Ray would personally email me recipes for dinner that didn't include shrimp or take-out. I wish that Ed McMahon would pay off my student loans. I don't share the Ewok wish because I have two shih-tzus, and I'm pretty sure that they are the inspiration for George Lucas's imaginary animal (Imaganimal?) And finally, I wish that the world would start making better sugar free chocolates using agave syrup because I am totally over this Splenda shiz. I feel a little bit shamed in responding, but here is my wish. I wish that cable TV was free. I wish that Rachael Ray would personally email me recipes for dinner that didn’t include shrimp or take-out. I wish that Ed McMahon would pay off my student loans. I don’t share the Ewok wish because I have two shih-tzus, and I’m pretty sure that they are the inspiration for George Lucas’s imaginary animal (Imaganimal?) And finally, I wish that the world would start making better sugar free chocolates using agave syrup because I am totally over this Splenda shiz.

]]> By: Zsa Zsa Giggleman http://blog.kleintastic.com/2009/01/12/what-would-you-wish-to-have-happen-by-the-end-of-the-day/#comment-19087 Zsa Zsa Giggleman Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:00:00 +0000 http://blog.kleintastic.com/?p=106#comment-19087 I was on a flight back home to LA from New York and Fran Dresher was sitting next to me laughing out loud. I wish she never finds anything funny again in her life I was on a flight back home to LA from New York and Fran Dresher was sitting next to me laughing out loud. I wish she never finds anything funny again in her life

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