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14 Responses to “What Would You Wish to Have Happen By the End of the Day?”
I saw you on the news (CNN or something–I am cable illiterate) while I was in despair waiting at LaGuardia for a Chicago flight that just refused to come. You looked hot, even while close captioned. Kudos!
wow. apparently a lot of people are commenting on other stuff so i guess i’ll give a few answers to the actual topic. let’s see, i wish ewoks could pop up all over the world by the end of the day. i wish people would stop fucking killing elephants for their ivory, i wish arrested development were back on tv. i wish john lennon were still alive. i wish someone would explain what the jamocha in a jamocha shake is. i wish we had a cure for the shitty diseases, and i wish i lived near a jamba juice.
I feel a little bit shamed in responding, but here is my wish. I wish that cable TV was free. I wish that Rachael Ray would personally email me recipes for dinner that didn’t include shrimp or take-out. I wish that Ed McMahon would pay off my student loans. I don’t share the Ewok wish because I have two shih-tzus, and I’m pretty sure that they are the inspiration for George Lucas’s imaginary animal (Imaganimal?) And finally, I wish that the world would start making better sugar free chocolates using agave syrup because I am totally over this Splenda shiz.
I wish I had some sexy photos of Golda Mier on camouflage silk sheets- I wish I knew Moshe Dyan was trying to quit smoking because he wore the patch- I wish the conflict in Gaza was over and both sides would buy a vowel and solve the puzzle – I wish Ruth Madoff would say her husband screwed her too- I wish closed captioning came out of people’s mouths on tv instead of the top or bottom of the screen.- I wish to show they are serious about crossing party lines Michelle Obama gets the children a Newt instead of a dog,-