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14 Responses to “What Would You Wish to Have Happen By the End of the Day?”
I saw you on the news (CNN or something–I am cable illiterate) while I was in despair waiting at LaGuardia for a Chicago flight that just refused to come. You looked hot, even while close captioned. Kudos!
wow. apparently a lot of people are commenting on other stuff so i guess i’ll give a few answers to the actual topic. let’s see, i wish ewoks could pop up all over the world by the end of the day. i wish people would stop fucking killing elephants for their ivory, i wish arrested development were back on tv. i wish john lennon were still alive. i wish someone would explain what the jamocha in a jamocha shake is. i wish we had a cure for the shitty diseases, and i wish i lived near a jamba juice.
I was on a flight back home to LA from New York and Fran Dresher was sitting next to me laughing out loud. I wish she never finds anything funny again in her life
I feel a little bit shamed in responding, but here is my wish. I wish that cable TV was free. I wish that Rachael Ray would personally email me recipes for dinner that didn’t include shrimp or take-out. I wish that Ed McMahon would pay off my student loans. I don’t share the Ewok wish because I have two shih-tzus, and I’m pretty sure that they are the inspiration for George Lucas’s imaginary animal (Imaganimal?) And finally, I wish that the world would start making better sugar free chocolates using agave syrup because I am totally over this Splenda shiz.
I wish I had some sexy photos of Golda Mier on camouflage silk sheets- I wish I knew Moshe Dyan was trying to quit smoking because he wore the patch- I wish the conflict in Gaza was over and both sides would buy a vowel and solve the puzzle – I wish Ruth Madoff would say her husband screwed her too- I wish closed captioning came out of people’s mouths on tv instead of the top or bottom of the screen.- I wish to show they are serious about crossing party lines Michelle Obama gets the children a Newt instead of a dog,-
January 13th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
I saw you on the news (CNN or something–I am cable illiterate) while I was in despair waiting at LaGuardia for a Chicago flight that just refused to come. You looked hot, even while close captioned. Kudos!
January 14th, 2009 at 12:39 am
I saw you on CNN (“Reliable Sources”) Sunday morning, as well. You brought me some smiles. David Gergen is a lucky man!
January 14th, 2009 at 1:09 am
I also saw you on CNN, if anyone can be both sexy & angelic at the same time, you’re it.
January 14th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
wow. apparently a lot of people are commenting on other stuff so i guess i’ll give a few answers to the actual topic. let’s see, i wish ewoks could pop up all over the world by the end of the day. i wish people would stop fucking killing elephants for their ivory, i wish arrested development were back on tv. i wish john lennon were still alive. i wish someone would explain what the jamocha in a jamocha shake is. i wish we had a cure for the shitty diseases, and i wish i lived near a jamba juice.
January 15th, 2009 at 9:00 am
I was on a flight back home to LA from New York and Fran Dresher was sitting next to me laughing out loud. I wish she never finds anything funny again in her life
January 19th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
I feel a little bit shamed in responding, but here is my wish. I wish that cable TV was free. I wish that Rachael Ray would personally email me recipes for dinner that didn’t include shrimp or take-out. I wish that Ed McMahon would pay off my student loans. I don’t share the Ewok wish because I have two shih-tzus, and I’m pretty sure that they are the inspiration for George Lucas’s imaginary animal (Imaganimal?) And finally, I wish that the world would start making better sugar free chocolates using agave syrup because I am totally over this Splenda shiz.
January 20th, 2009 at 12:32 am
I use WishBone salad dressing so I can dream while I eat
January 20th, 2009 at 1:33 am
I wish I could sit Shiva without millionaire aunts and uncles complaining about the portions.
I wish I didn’t think picking my nose was erotic
I wish my gynecologist knew that beauty is only skin deep
I wish I had an English accent minus the bad teeth
I wish birds whistled songs like they did in the old cartoons or Disney movie
I wish Amy Winehouse gets an endorsement deal with Brillo or Lava soap.
I wish I didn’t put Vicks Vaporub on my soar vagina
I wish my last name was Madoff- it’s a nice icebreaker at a cocktail party like Kavorkian.
I wish my mother wouldn’t answer the phone ” I CAN’T HEAR YOU”
I wish I could talk to animals and my ex mother in law
I wish Obama would grow a fro like Link in Mod Squad and always wear big old school aviator sunglasses in public
I wish Jessi Klein had a political comic strip (I have an idea-do contact)
I wish the local news at 5 wouldn’t tell us what’s coming up at 5:30 , 6 and 11.Stop teasing me.
I wish I could fall asleep so I will start counting prime numbers
When you wish upon a star…I miss Walt Disney. I guess I can’t grow up
January 21st, 2009 at 2:42 pm
I wish I had an inaugural plate with a picture of Aretha Franklin’s hat on it
January 21st, 2009 at 6:22 pm
I wish Tzipi Livni would tuck me into bed at night.
January 25th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
I wish I had some sexy photos of Golda Mier on camouflage silk sheets- I wish I knew Moshe Dyan was trying to quit smoking because he wore the patch- I wish the conflict in Gaza was over and both sides would buy a vowel and solve the puzzle – I wish Ruth Madoff would say her husband screwed her too- I wish closed captioning came out of people’s mouths on tv instead of the top or bottom of the screen.- I wish to show they are serious about crossing party lines Michelle Obama gets the children a Newt instead of a dog,-
January 26th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
i wish jessi klein would update the notblog with some new funny /ironic/ depressing/ misc. good shiiiiiit.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
I agree. I am retiring from blogging. I will no longer comment.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
No comment.