Osama Bin Me?
It has come to my attention that when you Google Image “Jessi Klein” (and yeah – it’s not if, but WHEN) a picture of Osama Bin Laden comes up. I’m not sure why this is, as the mysterious ways of the interweb are beyond me. I don’t know if it’s the result of a prank or just some screwy wiring within the bowels of cyberspace. If either one of those scenarios is the case, then I just think it’s kind of funny.
But my greatest fear is that in fact the picture of Osama Bin Laden really is a picture of me, but just a really, really shitty one; snapped at a moment where a combination of bad hair day, bad beard day, and bad lighting conspired to make me look like him. I mean we all have an unflattering angle – but it’s possible I just have an angle that’s so incredibly bad I look like Osama Bin Laden. How terrible! I was hoping that at worst my bad angle makes me look like a horsey John Turturro*. But this is unacceptable.
(*I think John Turturro is really hot, by the way. I just don’t think his face looks good transposed with mine.)
November 19th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
i thought you did that as an outcast ballsy alternative comedian. like a screw you george bush, i’m the new jane fonda… bitch. kind of thing.
November 19th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
I used to get images of Jaci Velasquez when I googled myself (don’t judge me!). Apparently she is a Christian country singer.
By the way, I love reading this non-blog. I subscribe to the RSS feed so It’s like getting an email from a distant pen pal that doesn’t get mad and stop writing just because I don’t write back. Thank you for writing!
/Jan
November 19th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Somone named Jessi Klein from NYC randomly added me to their friendslist on the Facebook, so I did a Google search on the name. I noticed that Osama pic. Hah, the internet works in mysterious ways…
November 20th, 2007 at 12:01 am
You’re lucky. When I Google my name, I get a bunch of generic, no-name, shmucky fratboy types. At least Osama’s done something with his life.
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