I love Age of Love so much that I’ve been inspired to come up with my own reality dating ideas that could be companion shows in the following timeslot.
1) A desirable bachelor is forced to decide between two types of women: women with really big tits versus women with really small tits. At the end of the first episode, though, we find out the crazy twist: All the women with big tits also have hugely loose vaginas, while the women with small tits have super tight Southern teenager vaginas. Throughout the ten episodes, he gets to know both the big jugged and itty titted on a series of fun dates like surfing, making pottery at Color Me Mine, and getting blowjobs in the bathroom of Color Me Mine. This show would be hosted by Levar Burton.
2) Three poor women vie for the affections of a hot young millionaire. The twist: he is actually married with a young son and has no plans to get a divorce. The three poor women all end up emotionally decimated. Hosted by Tony Shalhoub from Monk.
3) A desirable guy decides what girl he wants to date from a pool of twenty sexy girls. The twist: they are prostitutes, and he is a serial killer who tortures women in a secret room hidden behind his washer/dryer. I already have Brooke Burke attached.
4) Five hot women compete to win the attention of a hipstery guy who is OK looking but nothing special, and makes a decent but not great living as a web designer. The twist: he is going to fuck all of them and then never call again. This isn’t so much a show as what happens in every bar in America every night.