Snuggle wish list
Things I want to snuggle with:
Pandas
Oprah
David Ortiz
Koalas
Bassett hounds
Steve Buscemi
Joaquin Phoenix
Tiger cubs
Gary Carter
Things I Don’t Want to Snuggle With:
Jute rugs
Mayo
Jim Belushi
Ferrets
The Hairless
On the Fence, Snuggle-Wise:
Keith Hernandez
The Tao of Steve Guy
Hummus
May 2nd, 2006 at 3:05 am
Hell, I’d snuggle with David Ortiz after his three-run homer tonight. I am not a gay man, but I figure if David Ortiz decided it was go time for snuggling, there would be very little anyone could do to dissuade him. You might as well go along with it.
I can also understand why you, as a girl, would want to snuggle with Joaquin Pheonix, but I’ve seen the man in person, and it might be tough for you to get used to being the “big spoon.” However, once you’ve got him locked in there, you might want to try demanding his pot o’ gold. The man is wee.
June 7th, 2006 at 12:18 pm
On the fence about Hummus? Like, what-EV. And unrelatedly, I think “unblog” is funnier than “non-blog.”
June 26th, 2006 at 4:55 pm
Not-Blog, Harpo, Not-Blog. With a Taw, not a Noun. Unrelatedly, “talmudically hot” is a sweet pleonasm.
Last but not least : try a night with Tehina, you’ll forget Hummass.
- PB phase on air -
[in memoriam Harpo M.]
August 8th, 2006 at 9:22 am
I look kinda like Joaquin Phoenix would look if he were older, taller and with less hair (but NOT hairless). Plus I smile more. Plus I think you’re freakin HAWT. Take care.