Jessi Klein's NotBlog

This is a geeky post, but I have to say this.  I’m loyal to Friendster.  I know everyone has switched to myspace, but I don’t care.  i don’t even use Friendster a lot.  I just don’t want to abandon it.  I feel like leaving Friendster would be the equivalent of a guy in his fifties leaving his wife for a hot, stupid twenty year old.  I know it’s trendy.  I know myspace has big tits.  But Friendster was there first.  Friendster taught me a lot.  I’m not gonna dash off just because there’s a new model. 

I think I’m getting old, and I like it.

Things I want to snuggle with:

Pandas

Oprah

David Ortiz

Koalas

Bassett hounds

Steve Buscemi

Joaquin Phoenix

Tiger cubs

Gary Carter

Things I Don’t Want to Snuggle With:

Jute rugs

Mayo

Jim Belushi

Ferrets

The Hairless

On the Fence, Snuggle-Wise:

Keith Hernandez

The Tao of Steve Guy

Hummus

I’m not buying Amanda Peet.  I’m not sure why, but I don’t think I’m alone on this one.  She’s had her chances and as a group it doesn’t seem like anyone is fully embracing her.  This isn’t about talent, beauty, or personality – I’m just not buying her as a movie star.  I don’t care how many magazines she’s in or how many movies she has the lead in.  Not convinced.  Amanda Peet, I’m sorry.*  I tried.**

*Not really. 

**I did kind of try.