Spinning “Class”

I just quickly need to say that last night I took a so called “spinning class,” which I feel a bit of shame in admitting in the first place.  However, I must ask this:  does it really count as a spinning class if the instructor simply

1.yells “up!” 

2.yells “down!”

3.yells “faster!”

4.yells “you can do it!”

What about the subtle nuances of how I should position my hands?  What about making sure I have my seat level to the correct height?  What about carefully making sure we do not overextend ourselves?  I was expecting at least some instruction in the art of spinning, and instead was simply yelled at to sweat more.  Which I did.  I think I lost 15 pounds.  I will definitely be going back.

One Response to “Spinning “Class””

  1. Ehad Says:

    Spinning wheels are phenomenological delusions. Like pounds.

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