Massage
I have a terrible knot in my neck. I don’t know how it got there. One morning I woke up and as I was turning in bed I suddenly felt a huge pull in my neck. So somehow I sprained my neck becoming awake.
The thing to do would be to get a massage, but for some reason whenever I get a massage I get more stressed out. Something about putting my face into that massage hole thing makes all the blood rush to my head and then all of a sudden all I can do is think about problems. So some chick is rubbing me and I can’t even feel it because my mind is racing. Every now and then I get off the stress carousel for a few seconds long enough to remember I’m being massaged, and then I get mad because I paid for it and it’s being wasted, so I’m lying there angrily telling myself, “Feel it! Feel it!”
I suppose this is part of what happens when you come from a long line of worriers.
April 11th, 2006 at 10:39 pm
I accidentially stumbled upon your blog; you should still be flattered even though it was an accident, i was actually looking for your presidential debate stuff b/c i heard it was hilarious (and it was). anyway, it’s nice to know that there is someone out there who is as neurotic as me! I’m constantly worried that I worry too much. anyway, you are very funny. keep up the blog. if you write it, people will come! oh, and update your website! people actually read it from time to time!!!